Good Bikes, Bad Jokes & Great Excuses! 🏍️

Welcome to The Monthly Throttle from Mid Bike Crisis — your monthly dose of biker banter, riding inspiration and two-wheeled temptation.

Whether you're on a sportsbike, cruiser, tourer, adventure bike or something held together by hope and cable ties, you're in the right place.

Put the kettle on, get comfortable and try not to buy another bike while you're reading this. No promises, mind.

🔥 Your Bike Called. It Wants Presents.

Let's face it: bikers spend more time researching motorcycle accessories than making important life decisions.

There's always something else to add to the bike, upgrade in the garage or convince yourself is absolutely essential. And who are we to argue?

At Mid Bike Crisis, we're all about the bikes, gear and accessories that make life on two wheels even better.

Fancy a browse? Take a look at our latest motorcycle stock and what's available.

Your bank balance might disagree. Your bike won't.

😂 The Biker Confession: “Just Popping Out for an Hour…”

“Six hours, two coffees and 140 miles later, I remembered I was supposed to be buying bread.”

Sound familiar?

We've all set off for a quick spin and somehow ended up miles from home, discovering a cracking road, stopping at a biker café and wondering where the afternoon went.

Then comes the classic explanation: “I was just testing the tyres.”

Of course you were.

Now it's your turn! What's your funniest biking mishap, worst wrong turn or most questionable motorcycle purchase? Share your story with us — we might feature it in a future edition of The Monthly Throttle.

🛣️ This Month's Excuse to Ride: Take the Long Way Home

The bike's itching to get out, and the long way home is calling.

Here's your mission this month:

• Find a road you've never ridden before.

• Discover a new biker café.

• Take a photo of your bike somewhere brilliant.

• Come home claiming you went out to test the tyres.

Whether you love twisty country lanes, long-distance adventures or a short ride that somehow revolves around a massive breakfast, there's always a reason to get out there.

Got a photo from your latest adventure? We'd love to see where two wheels take you. Send us your favourite riding memories and your bike could feature in a future blog post.

Remember to ride within your limits, check your bike before setting off and look out for your fellow riders.

🛠️ Five Minutes Now Beats Recovery Later

We all want to spend more time riding and less time in the garage. But a quick check before setting off can make a real difference.

Before your next ride, take a few minutes to check:

• Tyres: Check their condition and pressures.

• Brakes: Make sure everything works as it should.

• Lights: Check that you're visible to other road users.

• Chain: Check its condition, tension and lubrication where applicable.

• Riding kit: Make sure your helmet and protective gear are in good condition.

A few minutes of preparation is a much better use of your time than an unexpected roadside adventure involving a recovery van.

You're welcome. We prefer our customers upright and enjoying the ride!

🗳️ The Great Biker Debate: What's Your Perfect Ride?

Every biker has their own idea of a perfect day on two wheels. So, which one sounds most like you?

A: Twisties and tight corners.

B: Long-distance adventures and epic views.

C: A short ride, a massive breakfast and a good natter.

D: Any ride. Any weather. Absolutely no common sense.

There's no wrong answer. Although option D might explain a few things.

Let us know your choice and tell us what makes a perfect ride for you. We might share some of your answers in a future edition of The Monthly Throttle.

📸 Show Us What You're Riding

Got a beautiful bike? Built something special? Been on an unforgettable road trip?

We want to hear about it.

Send us your photos, stories and favourite biking memories. Your bike could feature in a future Mid Bike Crisis blog post.

Because biking is about more than the machine. It's about the people, the places and the stories along the way.

🏁 Let's Get Cracking!

That's the spirit of The Monthly Throttle: good bikes, bad jokes and great excuses to get out riding.

Whether you're planning your next big adventure, upgrading your gear or simply enjoying a Sunday morning blast, we hope you find something here to inspire your next ride.

Ready for a browse? Head over to Mid Bike Crisis and see what's waiting for you.

And keep an eye on the Mid Bike Crisis blog for more biking chat, riding inspiration and two-wheeled nonsense.

Until next time: ride safe, ride often, and spend irresponsibly (within reason).

The Monthly Throttle — brought to you by Mid Bike Crisis.